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Making fun of people is a biggie for me due to my utter lack of self-esteem. I enjoy sarcasm as well. Other than that... a nice massage is good. |
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I was born in a farmhouse to a chicken and a goose. While young, I learned to enjoy worms. I was stolen one night by a wiley Chinchilla and raised by a family of them until the age of 10. At 10 I began to notice I was \"different\". I escaped one night by my own cunning and lived on my own for a period of time surviving mostly on berries and roots. Around the age of 13 I discovered that a \"family\" was living adjacent to my treehut. They smelled real bad and had no teeth, but I knew no different then. They made me do odd chores like cock washing(which are similar to chickens I found out), and boar baking. The lastone had to be done at 4:10 exactly everyday....never found out why. Anyway, stayed there until I went to the University of Toronto, which was a bit of culture shock. Graduated and moved to Florida to teach. Surprisingly. I found Florida much like my toothless family... I feel right at home. But I still long for the days of my Chinchillas, so I bought a Chinchilla coat.. sure its dead Chinchillas, but it helps. Some days you can find me cock washing or boar baking for old times sake. If fact, if you ever want to, look me up. |
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